From the #NotTheOnion files comes this partnership whereby Greece, under the auspices of their Ministry of Health and supported by their Ministry of Education, has been teaching Greek schoolchildren a healthy living curriculum designed by Coca-Cola.
Want to guess what's being taught?
Hydration, lots of hydration (it's both the base of the program's pyramid, and coincidentally, also the base of Coca-Cola's profits), followed by a hefty dose of "energy balance" - burning the right amount of calories to "balance" those going in.
Truly, you couldn't make partnerships like this up.