A rare non video Funny Friday.
A doctor on his morning walk noticed a very pretty older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'Have a great weekend!
'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other
exercise at all.'
'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'
'Twenty-four,' she replied.
[Hat tip to my friend and fellow Single Malt Book Club member David L.]
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Hi Yoni - great picture!
ReplyDeleteNot sure if you actually took that photo, but I have a picture with that very same lady back from a 2007 visit to Havana. I remember walking by and seeing her sitting on that very same stoop and I couldn't resist getting a picture with her. Of course, she then put out her hand for a 'donation', but she was interesting, alright.
As soon as I get home, I will post the picture for you to see - very small world we live in...
Peter
Hey Peter,
ReplyDeleteThe photo was sent to me along with the joke so no, I can't take credit.
Strange world we live in indeed!
Yoni
Man, I have to steal this for my blog. It's too funny. Thanks for sharing. Mike
ReplyDeleteI love this one! :o)
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