Uber-Skinny Models Eat Free

If you happen to be in London, and you happen to be a professional model, and your modeling card says you're a size zero, you're in luck!

Perhaps due to the ban on super-skinny models from the runways of Madrid, or perhaps because Victoria Beckham has banned size zero models from modeling her clothing, or perhaps because Bumpkin figures a bunch of models might bring in some crowds, Bumpkin Restaurant, a trendy eatery in London's Notting Hill is offering to feed you for free.

Couple that with a trip to Germany to the Hotel Ostfriesland that charges you by weight and super-skinny model you does Europe on the cheap.

We live in a very strange world.