Thursday, October 04, 2007

Stupidest Potato Chips Ever!

It's funny, no less than a week ago I was joking that I should make a potato chip product, call them something like, "Super Health Chips" and splash ridiculous statements all over the bag like, "No added sugar", "HFCS Free", "Zero Trans Fats", "Studies prove eating vegetables decreases cancer risk", "Low Cholesterol", etc. and that they would probably sell like crazy.

Looks like the Golden Flake Potato Chip Company is going to beat me to the punch with their new, "NRG Phoenix Fury chips" which believe it or not are being promoted as chips that will "revitalize" you with their added caffeine, taurine and B-vitamins.

So how much will a bag of NRG revitalize you?

One bag will replenish 560 Calories (about a Big Mac worth), 12 grams of saturated fat, and 1,480mg of sodium.

I feel refreshed and revitalized just thinking about them.

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