If you needed one more reason why Armageddon's a bad thing here's a food that I imagine when the world is gone you'll be willing to fight your neighbour gladiator style for the privilege of eating - Whole cooked chicken in a can!
The pictures are astounding.
I've clipped just two - you really owe it to society to click through to see the rest.
Here's the view when you open the can:
Here's the can giving birth:
[Hat tip to one of my favourite cousins - Ilan]