This just popped up on my eBay tracker and it was too stupid, I mean good, not to share.
A user aptly named "Bumglo" has put up an "Anti-obesity vaccine" called "Sculptural Metabolize" that apparently will help you "Loss weight".
This is a very special vaccine because unlike actual vaccines, the vial being sold is only a one month supply where you inject it into your own bum (not Bumglo's) twice a week for eight weeks.
Bumglo is reporting it's safe, with hundreds of thousands of successful treatments worldwide.
I guess doctors like me aren't actually selling it because it would certainly put us out of business.
Someone should open up a Wikipedia page for Bumglo. Oh, and while you're at it, give a shout out to the Nobel folks too.
Thank you Bumglo for curing obesity.
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I guess they'd have to include instructions on how to finesse the IM injection into one's own bum. This part alone makes me very concerned - I hope they make their clients aware of the risk of nerve damage etc for incorrectly administered IM injections in the bum.
ReplyDeleteAdditionally, I've just got to wonder where they came up with the name for this vaccine. Are they "bums" who are all aglow over the prospect of collecting $150 from desperate people willing to go to desperate measures? Or is this stuff so vile that it turns your bum into a night light?