Drumroll please.
220 Calories each not including syrup. 53% of Calories from fat, including 4 grams of saturated fat.
How many are you going to have for breakfast?
Mmmm Frankenfood!
Rather than spend time trying to wax eloquently about them, I'll hand it over to an absolute hero of mine to do that for me - Mr. Jon Stewart.
Watch it quickly cause Viacom's lawyers are likely to yank it off the youtube.