What? You didn't know you could do that?
Get with it.
Dove Chocolate, an arm of the Mars company, has created two new chocolate bars: Dove Vitalize and Dove Beautiful.
According to the press release Dove Vitalize,
"contains rich dark chocolate, plus energy-releasing B vitamins, the natural goodness of cocoa flavanols to help support circulatory health and plant sterols to help maintain a healthy cholesterol level"While Dove Beautiful,
"contains smooth milk chocolate, plus skin nourishing vitamins C & E, biotin, zinc, and cocoa flavanols that help hydrate from within to support beautiful-looking skin"Uh huh. Who needs Lipitor when you can simply eat chocolate?
Yeah, that's gonna help.
I think they ought to be named Dove Dummify and Dove Sucker.
For more, here's a video press release from Mars (designed to look like real news).
[Hat tip to Julie from It Must have Been Something I Ate and Dinner with Julie]