Seen by me first on Gizmodo I bring you the "Chococlock".
Who doesn't need a clock that every hour on the hour spits out a ball of chocolate to the tune of the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy?
If that's not enough you can hit bypass and it'll spit them out every second.
From the product page,
"Despite its silly premise, this kooky clock can actually assist in the workplace (stick with us here). Simply use your hourly chocolate treat as an incentive and that annual report will be finished in no time. "Ingenious?
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Must. Have. One. Now.
ReplyDeleteHmm, it's kind of mean to tempt us with this kind of thing, don't you think? Plus, it's SO cute. I predict those chocolate clock people are about to have a jump in their sales! (Why am I having a flashback to some cartoon where the cat is waiting impatiently for the cuckoo to come out?)
But in all seriousness, I don't think I need a "reminder" to eat chocolate. (Maybe it could dispense a piece of fruit instead? Or a vitamin? Now that, I need.) Plus the "bypass" option is a little much. But I guess they didn't want desperate chocoholics smashing the clock open on the very first day :)
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ReplyDelete"Who doesn't need a clock that every hour on the hour spits out a ball of chocolate to the tune of the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy?"
ReplyDeleteA: Someone with diabetes who can't eat chocolates.
"Simply use your hourly chocolate treat as an incentive and that annual report will be finished in no time."
How is having a chocolate appear every hour going to motivate you? It will appear even if you're snoozing for that hour.
I am currently looking for one that dispenses Hot Dogs....
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to get this one to get up and exercise off the calories in the morning, then...
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Have you seen the mosque clock? the call to prayer imprinted on a micro chip? it's unholy.
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