Seen by me first on Gizmodo I bring you the "Chococlock".
Who doesn't need a clock that every hour on the hour spits out a ball of chocolate to the tune of the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy?
If that's not enough you can hit bypass and it'll spit them out every second.
From the product page,
"Despite its silly premise, this kooky clock can actually assist in the workplace (stick with us here). Simply use your hourly chocolate treat as an incentive and that annual report will be finished in no time. "Ingenious?
$37 by clicking here.