Thursday, January 15, 2009

Badvertising: Anti-aging Yogurt puts the "sigh" in Acai

Yup, it's anti-aging.


Because of the miraculous Brazilian acai berry that contains "antioxidants".

According to Dairyland's Alive page, antioxidants,

"may help people sustain vitality as they become older and decrease the risk of age related health issues such as cancer, decreased immunity, and heart disease"
I can't imagine why doctors everywhere aren't prescribing this stuff.

Must be because we're afraid we'd go out of business.

Yup, that's got to be it.

This really puts the "sigh" in a-sigh-ee (the correct pronunciation of acai)

(Thank goodness all of my dietary health needs are covered by yogurts, juices and chips)