Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Quackery: The Amazing "Diet Guard"


"Snack Proof your Mouth"
How will you do that?

You'll shove two plastic mouth guards into your mouth so that you can't chew.

So what if you end up talking with a slight lisp, after all boxers wear mouth guards and they're in great shape.

Super-stylish too.

What's not to love?

Only $99.99.