"it doesn't get better than this"Way to set the bar low Oscar Meyer.
Here we've got a tiny little sandwich that contains 8 teaspoons of sugar and 600mg or half of your child's daily maximal recommended amount of sodium.
Gravity might not stand a chance, but neither do your children if you've given up to the point of feeding them Lunchables on a daily basis rather than taking a whole 5-10 minutes out of your day to make your children, your most precious possessions, lunches that are actually nutritious