A few days ago I debated Diane Finegood about the perils of partnering with the food industry.
In my slide set, there's no doubt that Coca-Cola had the lion's share of examples of partnership gone wrong and seemingly nefarious intent.
Perhaps that was just coincidence, but regardless, today I've got another example to add to the list, but first part of Coca Cola's "pledge",
"Coca-Cola North America will not place any of our brands' marketing in television, radio and print programming that is primarily directed to children under the age of 12 and where the audience profile is higher than 35% of children under 12."I do notice a conspicuously missing medium.
Perhaps that's why just two weeks ago Coca-Cola released this nearly 7 minute cartoon called, "The Great Happyfication"
After all, kids under 12 don't ever use the Internet, or do they?
But Internet aside, that's not the explanation Coca-Cola is providing for why this is a kosher video.
Here's their on high official explanation,
"Animation works well for our global system as it is an effective medium for communicating to a global audience, transcending languages and different cultures.'Logic translation?
'This is not a piece directly marketed to children under age 12, which is the focus of our responsible marketing policy. Our policy focuses on not marketing any of our products in any mediums where the audience is under 35 percent children under 12.'
'The characters are not "kiddie", neither are the scenarios portrayed. There are many animated properties - e.g. The Simpson's, Family Guy etc. - that use animation as the medium but that are not targeted to children."
There are cartoons out there that don't target children.
This is a cartoon.
Therefore this doesn't target children.
Do we really need any more examples to prove that "voluntary" means useless, and again I need to ask the question, why isn't the Internet part of the media included in Coca-Cola's Children's Food and Beverage Advertising Initiative "pledge"?
(Worse still, according to Adweek, apparently the White House is considering "softening" even these weak and clearly ignored voluntary guidelines)